This 1 is For The Ladies

These economic times are hard and every little dollar we can save is essential. Ladies I am here to save you a lot of money, get your boyfriend to knag you less and save a heap of time getting ready for any outing. I will do this for you by allowing you to realize one simple fact that many of you already know but fail to admit. You are not dressing up for us most times, most times you are doing it for yourself and other females. All the mascara, all the time in the salon, all those extra sexy outfits are not for us as you claim; they are for you. I can hear the cursing bubbling up as you seek to rip a new one in me for such an arrogant and asinine comment but I can prove to you that I speak the truth and this will help you.

I’ve been lucky or unlucky depending on how you care to see it to grow up around a lot of women. I was the oldest male in the house from an early age and my mother was and still is the kind of lady who would probably be caught dead before she is caught out of style. I’m also in a position where a few of my closest friends are pageant contestants and winners. With these factors surrounding me I can honestly say that I notice more than most heterosexual males when it comes to females and how they dress. This is why I can honestly say that females only dress for females and use males as an excuse for this catfight and self-ego stroking.

Acrylic nails, elaborate hairstyle with or without weave, shoes that match a belt that matches a purse, a dress with subtle undertones are honestly wasted on us.Once a female is pretty she is by default pretty no matter what she wears. If your man has the ability to automatically notice that your nails have on palm trees as opposed to a rising sun then you may not have lost your favorite underwear in the washer. Similarly most males see in 32 bit the most as opposed to 128bit like most females. This means we have no idea what teal or salmon red or cayenne green really are. These are little intricacies that only females will notice these things on you.

In life more is not always better and honesty is always the best policy. I say this to say a guy would rather go to bed with average Jane and wake up with average Jane that to go to sleep with sexy Michelle and wake up with ordinary Melissa. How is this possible? When you wear makeup, a push up bra, a padded panty and high heels it is. Females go through all this self alteration and massacre and more times than not the prettiest lady in a party is the makeup free lady with a nice jeans and t-shirt on and her hair just hanging naturally, back in one or plaited neatly. When this lady receives attention and praise from the guys this hurts the females more as they cannot understand why after all their efforts would males chase after this plain Jane. Honesty is always best and with plain Jane we know what we are getting; not to mention we know we’ll be saving some money on maintenance fees.

It is females you will hear commenting on hairstyles, nail jobs, non matching accessories or lack of accessories. When a male says a lady looks good he is not considering that her purse doesn’t match her belt, they are generally saying that her face, her body or both are aesthetically pleasing. When a female says a lady looks bad it can be anything from aesthetics to the fact she is using 2B instead of 2A hair. So if you are really trying to look good for a male you should think like a male and not a female.

So in closing instead of spending all that money and time following fashions and doing what a magazine tells you is sexy and a way to attract a male just be yourself. Wear what suits you, find a hairstyle that works and you can do at home in quick time ad makeup is to accentuate not transform. You may attract a man who loves you for your entirety.