More Equal Than You Think

This is the era of sexual equality. Many roles once done solely by males are being done and in some cases dominated by females. The same is also true for males doing female roles. More single parent homes are popping up where the father is the only one present. More females are running corporations as opposed to the kitchen. The extent of the role sharing is however not fully accepted and appreciated by society as is exhibited by the shock and dismay females still exhibit when they find out that one of the things they call solely their own is not. I’m here today to tell you that it’s true. Men do fake it too.

I can hear the shock, disbelief and snickers from the audience as this thought alone is blasphemous. There is no way for a man to fake it! You would know and you would see. I’m here to tell you that a man can fake it. I faked it for half of a relationship. Why would you fake it? Well for me I liked her a lot and I was more concerned with her fulfillment than mine (yes ladies there are guys like me out here but you all prefer the other type). When we were intimate and she received her conclusion and I tired of the repetition I would simulate muscle convulsion, fake the face, roll over and remove the contraceptives. She would be happy that her man was happy and I could go shower or brace for round 2 or oral and use this to reach the finish line.

How could she not tell? I can hear my female readers wondering this and trying to figure out how they can tell if the wool is being pulled over their eyes as well. It is simple you can’t unless you volunteer to remove the condom for him. Either that or have unprotected sex. If you do figure out that your man is doing this then you shouldn’t be too shame. You should confront him and make an effort to improve your skills and technique. He may be doing it out of pure love for you as he seeks to keep you happy and not have sex damage your relationship. Either that or he’s cheating on you so by the time he gets home he doesn’t have any juice left to give you.

To the guys if you are afraid of being caught faking there are easy ways to do it. Never let her touch the condom is the first. Don’t cheat is the second. The one that may work for most is remove her from the sex. Silently, cause saying names would get you killed, have sex with her whilst making love to another. This may sound a bit confusing but it’s quite simple. Whilst making love to her imagine Halle, Rihanna, the girl who works next to you or that girl you could never get at school. The final technique is take it to porn levels and just do what you must to get there.

So in this day in age it is clear to see that the only difference between males and females or the prefixes “wo” and”fe” as one poet so aptly stated.