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Gentlemen I am here to help some of you out. There is an age old debate about the size of your ego and the ability it has to elevate and sustain a female’s ecstasy level. I happened today to walk in on a conversation with some female co-workers and sorry to say it brothers but size does matter. Be you fat or be you thin, there must be some girth attached to this. So it seems that that old saying about the motion in the ocean is a lie thought up by someone who wasn’t up to par.
At this point I want to thank my parents for good genetic encoding and making me above average. However, it seems that there are some males who life has given the extreme short end of the stick to and these gentlemen have unredeemable short comings. The conversation by the females was so passionate that I had to enquire about certain aspects. Suppose my oratorical ability could make you reenact the exorcism from the movie the Exorcist, I enquired. I was met with a stiff “still don’t mean a thing if you under 5”.”
Females are known to happily pass on stories about males who fall short in the bedroom. They apparently know a lot of gym men who seem to make up for short comings there by trying to be big in other areas. This is what Katt Williams refered to as “Tricking a B….” my research has discovered that no matter how big your arms are, no matter how long you last, if you show up with 3” that is how many minutes it will take for all her friends to know that you “aren’t cutting it.”
So now those of you who fall short are wondering how to get up to par. There are only 2 real solutions. Find a virgin and hope she never ever horns you or be filthy rich so that a woman sees pass your other issues. No amount of eating, no amount of waist action and no amount of hand playing can help. In fact some if your hands are better than your ego in size then you might be in trouble. There is 1 other alternative that exist but that involves the use of extra battery powered tools. This use again over shadows your manliness and she might want to reverse the roles so this option is strictly forbidden.
In closing just remember that no matter how good a canoeist you may be, you cannot battle a storm in the open sea.
Well I will give my opinion and personal experience...where as size CAN matter, it also depends on what the woman is looking for at that point in time. I have personally left a well "gifted" man for a less gifted one simply because while the sex was great, he wasn't supplying me with the level of companionship that I needed. Granted I have since left the other one but that was for a different reason. That actually broke my heart but it had to be done. Nevertheless, back to the point of size mattering, at different stages in your life you mature to certain things. You understand that a good romp in bed doesn't always come down to size. Just your personal satisfaction with whome you are making love also adds to the picture. Imagine having a well gifted man and you still have to worry about the bills, or infidelity, possible down low, criminal and the list goes on. Regardless of how well gifted he is you can't and won't enjoy him for long. If however there is a man that is less gifted but provides a greater amount of financial security, personal and family security, can have a decent conversation, is respectable and does not engage in domestic or any other type of abuse, you can easily fall just as in love or moreso with this man depending on how mature you are. Not saying women do not have sexual needs and desires however, my attitude towards that is to try introducing different positions, toys or such like that may increase the pleasure in the bedroom while being sensitive to the man's feelings. I have always believed there must be some level of immaturity to talk openly about a man's gifts or lack thereof, especially the latter. If after you have assessed the entire offering and you still cannot see youself with him, then move along respectfully. Even if you have ended on a sour note, I don't think bringing up his lack of "too" would be a nice thing to do as a human being. Besides, you never know what fault about you he may have respectfully refused to spread eg. A bad scent, dirty habits, lack of ability to make him hard enough to show his full length! So ladies, be respectful to his situation.
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