Never Admit To Cheating

Yesterday on a local call in program the scenario was this: a married man who was involved in an affair is considering ending the affair and telling his wife. I will say this and this will summarize everything I will further expound on in this blog. If he tells her then he either has the biggest balls on earth or he is a damn fool. Women go through periods; give birth to our children and are capable of accomplishing anything except forgiveness and forgetting.

Firstly he is probably deluding himself that his woman doesn’t know that he has been cheating. It is well known that at some point if you are engaged in a long term infidelity that your woman will find out or has known from the start. Women will stay with you during your infidelity if she can benefit from you. So if you are contributing towards her upkeep or for the well being of the kidsa woman will pretend like she doesn't know that something is up. Women are also the best detectives alive. All the unsolved mysteries in the world can be solved with the right team of females. So trust me gentlemen, unless your women is a total fool she knows that you’re doing wrong things. I’ve heard of how a woman discovered her man was cheating because his ejaculations fell below the normal level meaning he was ejaculating elsewhere. This shows that the likelihood of you cheating and her not knowing is slim to none.

The key point however is not just their detective skills. It’s their inability to ever forgive and forget. She will say she does and she will appear like she does and she will even treat you just as good as or better than before she found out about the infidelity. However, do note that you will be unable to tell her about any wrong doings she does for the rest of your physical lives together. 25 years later she would still tell you about “that nasty stinking woman you dealt with.” She will remind you about all the pain you made her feel during your infidelity.

As an extension of this point you will also be at her mercy. You will not be allowed to step out of line at any point in time. Your schedule will be strictly regimented and monitored. This is due to the fact that the trust is now gone and anything out of the norm will be a sign that you are back to your old tricks. If you are 5 minutes late getting home, if you are more tired than usual one night, if heaven forbids you have an occurrence of premature ejaculation, then you will be found guilty without a trial of being promiscuous.

Now I’m not encouraging you to cheat on your mate because like I stated before she will discover the crime. What I am stating is if you think you are getting away with it tell your conscience to suck out and keep your mouth shut. The only time you should admit infidelity is if a child or an STD is involved.