Helicopter Landing

The rhythm pulsates in the back and its magic grabs hold of you and makes you move.  The provocative nature of the beat accompanied by the suggestive nature of the lyrics takes your mind far away from the dance floor and into a place where you get to know each other in the biblical sense of the word. Yet despite this magical power there does not seem to be a corresponding amount of dancehall induced babies running up and down the green mountains. Why is this so, one friend asks? The answer is simple; passa passa.

Passa Passa goes hand in hand with this music genre I can hear you saying. So how can something so linked be the Antichrist of the romantic nature of such beautiful lyrics as “gal me need ya vagina” or “ya bawl out when me force it in?” To answer that I will ask you this, how good can your penis or vagina be after you do a 2 ½ somersault with a 1 ½ twist from a pike position from a tree onto another being's genitalia?

The below video will serve to portray exactly what I mean. For after a night with the romance inducing vibes prompting you to make use of “the easy access” you may attempt to procreate, but after such highflying death defying acrobatic moves you may be unable to sustain rise to the occasion. Even if you are able to stand up and deliver internal damage may have occurred meaning that in the war for future generations your rifle may not be able to fire any critical hits.

They say “if you can’t wine good you should just stab up the meat.” However I ask you to take a knife and stab it against a surface which it doesn’t penetrate and study the results. The knife will without a doubt become dull and lose its ability to stab. Daggering as stabbing in the passa passa arena is know does the same to the male’s tool of penetration. Again taking away from the potency needed for when your lady romantically whispers “come breed me.”

So to my friend who was disturbed and lost by the fact that the correlation between the numbers of babies to the number of dancehall songs I hope this clears it all up for you. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz3O4uLFXzk&feature=player_embedded