It may not be for you

Now I am not a fashion guru nor do I claim to know what looks good from what doesn’t. I’ll even be the first to admit that I’ve worn some stuff that now I look back I have to ask myself what was going on with me when I made that choice. However, the one thing that I think I’ve always gotten somewhat right was wearing clothes that suit me. This seems to be an art that no one cares for anymore.

By now I’m sure you all are asking what exactly I’m getting at so let’s cut to the chase. Every fashion isn’t for everybody. The piece of clothing that brings me most heartache and pain these days are leggings. No greater piece of female apparel has been invented or made popular in the last decade than a pair of leggings and the ability that leggings possess to make a man feel uneasy is indescribable.

It must have you reading this in a quandary to say that I am troubled by these things of beauty. The reason I am troubled is simply The Cream of Wheat Complex. While a pair of leggings has the ability to advance all that is good; it also enhances all that is bad. The sex appeal of a pair of leggings lies within the sleek smooth appearance it gives. This smooth aspect makes it aesthetically pleasing and very alluring to the eye.

Now those of you who are unfamiliar with the Cream of Wheat Complex need to sit and imagine a large bowl of this West Indian favorite. Now I’m wondering if any of you reading this look at a bowl of Cream of Wheat and find it aesthetically pleasing? I for one don’t. This is why the Cream of Wheat Complex is the scourge of the beauty known as leggings. In its unbiased nature to accentuate a pair of leggings turns a small bowl of Cream of Wheat into what can only be called a large blob of the cold porridge.

I am not seeking to attack anyone or their rights to wear whatever they like but I am just stating that every fashion isn’t for everyone and if it doesn’t suit you don’t try to fake it you will only look worse.