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I want to start today’s very brief and short post with a short story. The names have been altered to protect the innocent but the situation is very real and very frequently occurring: “Something smells funny” stated young Nala, but no matter how she searched for the smell she couldn’t quite locate it. The smell seemed to follow Nala everywhere she went until it became normal to her and she no longer smelt it. The smell however was clear to all those around her. The smell of corporate B.S. orally ingested through repetitive butt-kissing.

They say do what you must to get ahead in life. Machiavelli is accredited with the concept of “The Ends Justify The Means.” However what does a man really stand for if he bends over to the whims and fancies of another person just to get ahead? He who tries to get ahead in this way may or may not succeed and whilst their attempts are to be lovable by some, they may come across as just full of bull to others.

News carriers such as the Nation, Barbados Advocate and Barbados Today also have problems with the likes of Nala as they leave nothing to the unknown. Their tendency to report, distort and exaggerate reports to gain favor in management’s concubine ranking makes the news reporting skills of CNN seem like you were reading the Investigator.

To each their own I always say so I shouldn’t be bother with the tactics of those who prefer lips to cheeks work that knuckles in the dirt work to get to the top. However it suits me better to not be surrounded with the stench of feces causing me to be alienated from my peers. So whilst I prefer to place my lips on those of a suitable and sexy female’s mouth, others prefer to place on the cheeks of anyone who is in a high position.